I get approached at Home Depot while staring, gap-mouthed, at the wall of plumbing fittings, muttering to myself as I read the tags aloud, trying to figure out what the heck I need.
Some people just need help, and don’t care who helps them.
notyounotmenoone
I was at Lowe’s this week, I went in for a new hose and walked out with a cart full of plants. I was shocked how many women stopped me to compliment my choices or let me know how they had planted some of the items in my cart at their house. It was so lovely!
Except for the one lady who was really trying to get me to give her the beautiful topiary rose bush I had found. She made me feel awkward.
splurtgorgle
I may or may not dress similarly to the employees at my local nursery when I go and may or may not refuse to correct people when they assume I work there and may or may not direct them towards more native plants when they ask for my advice lol.
phrendo
goomigator
The opposite of “you’re scaring the hoes.” 😂 Fr, anyone who can keep house plants alive for more than 3 months gets an automatic green flag.
Bacon_Nipples
Ha I was browsing the sale at the garden center the other day wearing an old windbreaker, toque, and checkered pajama pants and some senior guy started asking me all kinds of questions about the Tomatoes. Like bro I just rolled out of bed and didn’t even intend to be here, idk how I could look less like an employee
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I get approached at Home Depot while staring, gap-mouthed, at the wall of plumbing fittings, muttering to myself as I read the tags aloud, trying to figure out what the heck I need.
Some people just need help, and don’t care who helps them.
I was at Lowe’s this week, I went in for a new hose and walked out with a cart full of plants. I was shocked how many women stopped me to compliment my choices or let me know how they had planted some of the items in my cart at their house. It was so lovely!
Except for the one lady who was really trying to get me to give her the beautiful topiary rose bush I had found. She made me feel awkward.
I may or may not dress similarly to the employees at my local nursery when I go and may or may not refuse to correct people when they assume I work there and may or may not direct them towards more native plants when they ask for my advice lol.
The opposite of “you’re scaring the hoes.” 😂 Fr, anyone who can keep house plants alive for more than 3 months gets an automatic green flag.
Ha I was browsing the sale at the garden center the other day wearing an old windbreaker, toque, and checkered pajama pants and some senior guy started asking me all kinds of questions about the Tomatoes. Like bro I just rolled out of bed and didn’t even intend to be here, idk how I could look less like an employee